First of all, if you’re visiting from Corpse Run, hi and welcome! If you have no idea what I’m talking about, follow the link – Alex Di Stasi is a wisecracking, video-game-playing machine, and I have yet to see the day when he posts something that isn’t funny or awesome or both. Alex, you’re a cool dude!
Second, congratulations to you recent grads! Party hard, you deserve it.
And third, I would like to announce that I am now the proud owner of two bags of mangosteen gummies, courtesy the finest Japanese supermarket in New Jersey. I will do my best to make them last more than two days.
…well, it was worth a try.