Oh man, guys, sorry for the wait! D:
In official-type news, I am pleased to announce that Patbird survived his birthday punches, and that he and his shiny new copy of Mass Effect 3 are getting along swimmingly. You go, Patbird! Show those Reapers what’s up!
You’re never going to see him again because of that game
Haha! Patbird swore a solemn no-hermit pact, and so far he has skirted the line admirably.