Ooooooooo! This week’s comic was written by Alex Del Negro (and butchered by myself). I cannot speak highly enough of Alex: he is a fantastic human with a wonderful sense of humor and he puts free words on the Internet. Go forth and read his stories. Or listen to them via podcast! It’s really up to you.

Happy Halloween, all! Did you dress up? Did you get Tootsie Rolls? Did you promptly chuck said Tootsie Rolls? I WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING, I’VE BEEN INDOORS ALL DAY