embarrassing ways to die, number eighty-five
CURSE YOU, WHEEEEEEEL
The solution, in case this should happen to you:
1) Remove wheel from chair.
2) Slowly rotate toe inside wheel until the side of your toe is facing the opening (likely how you got into this predicament in the first place).
3) Carefully remove toe, and consider wearing socks more often.
If you have any stories more ridiculous than this, please, please tell me.
Well I can’t really say that this is painful but it is kind of ridiculous! Please keep in mind that I was about 6 years old when this happened.
When I was younger, my neighbourhood wasn’t completely full, some lots had yet to be developed and so this left quite a bit of open space next door to my house. This open space didn’t really have anything in it except dirt and this was fine for me and my friends because we loved to play in dirt (us being 6 and all that).
One time, after it had just rained, my friend and I decided to go out and play in the mud and so out we squished in our rain boots. Unfortunately, I got stuck, and this was where my brilliant plan came crashing down around me. I began to panic because i seemed to be sinking a bit (makes sense, the area was a giant mud puddle) but, after some struggling, I managed to get one boot unstuck but the other was firmly planted in the mud.
I made a decision, I would abandon my loyal boot to its’ fate so that I might save myself. Imagine, if you will, a six year old boy, running through the mud with only one boot and a very muddy sock. I was also getting stuck again once in a while. The mud was fairly deep (to a six year old) and I was worried that I might get stuck permanently, so I high-tailed it back to my house trailing thick, gloopy mud all the way. Did I mention that I walked back into the house with my muddy sock still on my foot? My mother was not impressed.
That’s my story for the evening, it’s not as painful as yours but it is one of my more ridiculous stories! I hope your toe feels better!
I don’t think there’s any point in you putting instructions for extrication, as this will most likely never again happen to another living creature. Also, nyan cat is your ringtone? *deep breath*
Haha I want a nyan cat ringtone! But I bet that hurt a lot ;w;
LOL
Wait, to add to that,
I almost died once by riding a barbie car down a steep driveway. Let’s just say I was too large for said car, and I had to abandon ship after attempting to stop the momentum towards a truck with my bare feet.
here’s another one I once got stuck in a kiddie car trying to ride in it :( so embarrising my cousins just laugh and laugh every time i visit don”t do it