The reckoning draws near!  If you’re just joining us, this is a very silly fantasy spinoff of our usual fare. Feel free to catch up over here, or click on the handy-dandy tag, whatever floats your boat.

Meanwhile, I’m going about the process of properly announcing that I have one of those newfangled tumblr things, it’s pretty exciting! All of the Ryan Gosling, right on my dashboard, guys!