You have to understand!
1) In many places, including my hometown, there are ads on TV for this mysterious drive-in restaurant named Sonic, but no Sonics to be found. It’s like a shiny Pokemon: kinda pointless, but very exciting. (To be fair, shiny Pokemon don’t have a wide variety of slushy drinks. OHMIGOSH)
2) In Astoria, there were three Dunkin’ Donutses within walking distance of our apartment.
3) Ann Arbor has a lot of things, but it does not have Dunkin’ Donuts. Shocking, I know!