PLAAATFORMIIINGGGGGGGGG

I like to think that a lifetime of this has contributed to my patient, positive-outlook personality. Buuuuut maybe you don’t want me on your New Super Mario Bros team. Or your ‘Splosion Man team. Or your Little Big Planet… look, all I’m saying is, if you actually want to get somewhere within a reasonable amount of time, I am not the best choice, and that is okay.