And that, kids, is how I burned my fingers.
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If you look closer into his eyes, you start noticing … things … swimming in there. Pieces of essays set adrift, cut to accommodate a maximum word count… fragments of readings skimmed, but not quite retained… nonsensical phrases like “equilibrium[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
For those of you just tuning in: our hedgehog Garrus, not that other guy! I think he’d be the lone-wolf type, but maybe he could team up with Lemon when the world’s mealworms are in danger?
This story might not be entirely true.
Greenfield Village! Drizzly, but worth it. Home to such intrigues as Noah Webster’s house, the Wright bros’ bike shop, and a replica of Edison’s lab. All… haunted? spooky: ghostly voices and lights flickering in old houses spookier: headless horseman out[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I will perfect this face.
We should have stickers for everything.
I am writing this four days before Thanksgiving. Hopefully we are all still zombie-free. If not, I will probably be enjoying some good old-fashioned Thanksgiving brains. Seriously, though, we’re very lucky to have so many amazing people in our lives.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Because I know one of you is thinking it: naw, that’s just one of the indicators that the Moopherder story is set in some kind of parallel universe. Y-yeah. ¬_¬ But, more importantly, we are very excited for Juliaffe’s upcoming[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
His GPA’s gonna take a nosedive. IN OTHER NEWS, I AM SO READY TO GO THERE AND BACK AGAIN OR, AT THE VERY LEAST, THERE (I ASSUME THE BACK AGAIN MIGHT TAKE A FEW MOVIES)