Two posts in a week? It’s an all-new record! Where do I put in my initials?

I’d like to apologize wholeheartedly to Juliaffe, Patbird’s super-awesome older sis. Your origin story is much too fantastic, and would probably cause monitors the world over to explode.

And… to be continued, again! I’ll let you enjoy your Memorial Day weekends in peace, but expect the next gripping installment sometime around Tuesday (provided I have not expired from Too Much Fun).