Patbird got Skyward Sword for Christmas, and I’ve been enjoying watching him play! To be completely honest (and to my great disgrace), I… haven’t ever actually played a Zelda game.  It’s one of those things that gets enough media saturation that I feel like I have, and know enough of the key content to be conversant, kinda like how I managed to catch every part of Grease on TV without actually ever watching the entire movie in one go and have I been living under a rock? Maybe.

Here’s what I do know: that I will darn well open other people’s cupboards if I please.  Take that, video game!