Goood afternoon, True Believers!

The comic book Patbird unearthed is one that no household should be without: Tales From the Bully Pulpit. “Join rough-riding President Theodore Roosevelt and the ghostly remains of Thomas Edison as they blast off to the future of the Red Planet and get entangled in the burning barbed wire of action!”

Don’t mind if I do!

(Also recovered: Goodbye, Chunky Rice, the Wheel of Time book I was looking for, and a metric ton of Magic cards.)